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Post by Lil Weezy on Oct 21, 2008 5:45:16 GMT -5
After months of blurry thoughts and dwelling in outer spaces of his mind, Weezy suddenly awakens. Puzzled he looks around and finds himself outside of the Asylum with nothing but a piece of paper next to him in the wilderness. He grabs it and starts reading it. Apparently it is a signed contract that says that Weezy agreed to become member of the "Total Wresting Anarchy" federation.
"Funny, I don't remember signing this..."
Weezy mumbles to himself...
"But well, since I don't know where to find this fed and what this fed is... I think I might call Officer Raws to drive me home."
Weezy pulls out his mobile but the battery is empty and he can not turn it on.
"Good Lord, Sweeeet Jesus!"
Weezy curses and starts walking towards the sun. After hours of walking he finds a gas station and uses the phone to call Raws. After several hours of waiting the privat jet lands besides the gas station and takes Weezy to his newly built mansion in New Orleans.
"Aaaah, back home... finally."
Weezy says with a delightened tone in his voice. He charges his mobile and puts on the laptop to wait for emails and then sits down in front of the plasma to play a round of "The Darkness" on PS3.
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Post by Lil Weezy on Oct 23, 2008 14:04:27 GMT -5
After beating the game in 4 hours blindfolded, Weezy feels bored and grabs his mobile to skip through the phone book...
"Hmm, let's see... Darline? Not really, she got some issues... Darsha? Naaah, she got a really thick behind.... Dianna? Naaah, she always wants to stay overnight... DJ Khaled? Noo, he be still sleeping... d0c? Yeah! Why not call him? Haven't seen him for a while! Maybe he can explain to me what happened... in the end - he is a doctor... I'ma call him!"
Weezy starts dialing D0Cs number...
[to be continued in D0Cs locker room]
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Post by D0C on Oct 26, 2008 16:52:43 GMT -5
A knock is heard at the door to the pimped out pad
"Weezy you in there my man?"
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Post by Lil Weezy on Oct 26, 2008 17:28:15 GMT -5
"Yo D0 to tha C... of coourse man, come in...mi casa es su casa... or however they say in Italy...I'll be right there"
comes the answer from a distance...
a minute later Weezy appears in the entrance hall.
"Finally... it's nice to see you again, dude... hope life was treating you good... but, I can tell by the belly it did..."
Weezy says winking.
Come on, let's go to the living room and have a couple of shots... YO LAFAYETTE, BRING DEM SUITCASES TO THA GUESTROOM!"
The two men leave towards the living room where they sit down. Weezy pours some liquor into a hole in the floor.
"Yo, dis is for da dead homies, rest in peace, I'll be pourin' the 40 cal fo ya 24/7! ... So D0C, tell me man, what the heck happened? What's wrong with my brain? Subsequent damage from too much Syzzurp? Damn, I knew this would happen..."
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Post by D0C on Oct 26, 2008 18:28:53 GMT -5
"Nice pad my man, I am impressed. You seem to have sorted things out in your life. We need to sort your head out so you can reach your peak."
D0C drinks deeply and continues
"We need to cut you back on the syrup and get you on the right path. We have both lost alot and we need to refocus. We can do this together."
D0C looks into Weezy's eyes to see if e is telling the truth or if the syrup is talking
"Do you want to be a champion? If you do we need to work together here. We can be THE force."
D0C finished his drink
"I am tired and you need to think lets have a good chat on the morning."
D0C hands Weezy a vial
"Take this and sleep well my friend"
The sedative label is inside D0C's closed hand
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Post by Lil Weezy on Oct 27, 2008 7:25:17 GMT -5
"If I wanna be champion? Of course I do! It's what I live for! It's what I breath for... since my Tag Team Championship is gone due to my ex-partner - you think the two of us should join forces to have each others back? Sounds good to me, I know and trust you well. You my dawg fo life!... Thanks for the drink, let's go to rest and discuss further details in the morning!"
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Post by D0C on Oct 27, 2008 15:23:42 GMT -5
D0C wakes and hears Weezy still asleep, he heads down to the dining room and partakes in breakfast. He then starts a frame of snooker while waiting for Weezy to rise
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Post by Lil Weezy on Oct 27, 2008 16:30:00 GMT -5
After waking up from a deep and refreshing sleep, Weezy jumps enthusiastically into his pants and makes his way to the kitchen. He gets an unfinished pizza from the fridge and takes it along with some cans of beer to the pool-room where D0C is just about to finish his game.
"You like some breakfast?"
Weezy asks while throwing a can of beer across the room.
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Post by D0C on Oct 27, 2008 16:52:02 GMT -5
D0C grabs the can with a quick grab
"Have some food first Weezy we need to get you toned to the max. I hear there is another player in town who thinks he is more fly than you. Here is the plan. We team up and once again rule the asylum. We need to focus your mind and rid you of these demons. The syrup needs cutting back prior to matches so you are tip top and good to go. We can rule this place and make a new dynasty.
You with me?"
D0C throws a protein shake to Weezy and then the beer
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Post by Xtreme evol on Oct 27, 2008 19:16:53 GMT -5
:: Knock on the door ::
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Post by Lil Weezy on Oct 28, 2008 4:15:47 GMT -5
"Hmm, I guess the beer has to wait then"
Weezy grins while catching the protein shake and the beer. He starts drinking the protein shake.
"Eeeeh, this tastes... healthy... But okay, I'll finish it, it might help and you the doctor, you probably know best."
Weezy finishes his drink with disgust.
"But sure, I'm with you. We should continue our plan to rule the Asylum. And dude, last night I was doing some research on the web and found out that Nightstalker and Arioch are again part of this federation! I'll get my revenge big time, for real!"
Weezy smiles with an evil look in his eyes.
"You got any plans where and how we could start? I think I have a match on the Breakdown show on tuesday but I still don't know my opponent. Raus won't tell me cause he thinks it might be best if I didn't know before the match. I'll try to put an exclamation point for us. We be still there, we the best!"
Suddenly Officer Raus appears to tell the two men there has been someone unknown knocking on the front door.
"Well, that's a surprise... Let him in and bring him."
Officer Raus leaves and comes back with a stranger after a few seconds.
"Well, what is it, little man?"
Weezy addresses the stranger.
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Post by Shane Sebastian on Oct 28, 2008 6:44:03 GMT -5
Hi i am the new guy, Xtreme evol. I was told that you were some nice guys.
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Post by Lil Weezy on Oct 28, 2008 9:17:21 GMT -5
"Wow that's funny - who told you that?"
Weezy starts laughing.
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Post by Shane Sebastian on Oct 28, 2008 10:34:20 GMT -5
**Xtreme evol starts too smile**
Some backstage guy. OH protein shake! can i have one?
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Post by Lil Weezy on Oct 28, 2008 15:57:39 GMT -5
"Sure you can... but first you gotta proof yourself... let's see what could you do..."
Weezy starts thinking for a second.
"I got it...why don't you show me what you got... you get your protein shake if you can beat The Brick up. If you do that, you'll get the shake. Plus a new rolex. How does that sound?"
Weezy starts laughing.
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