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Post by mafiaman on Nov 11, 2008 19:16:48 GMT -5
Mafia Man walks into his dark cold locker room and turns on the lights. He grabs his bag and puts it on the old table. He turns up the stereo and it starts to plays rap songs very loud. He finds a punching bag in the corner of the room and starts to punch it.
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Post by bogart on Nov 12, 2008 3:13:35 GMT -5
Bogart Locke knocks on the door. Bogart: Excuse me, can you turn down the volume? It sort of making my head ache. Thanks.
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Post by mafiaman on Nov 13, 2008 20:25:09 GMT -5
hey bogart, wanna come in and have a beer?
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Post by bogart on Nov 13, 2008 20:27:34 GMT -5
Hmm... okay, I can try some.
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Post by Patriot Adam Rogers on Nov 13, 2008 21:17:09 GMT -5
Patriot Adam Rogers approaches the door of Mafia Man's locker room. He lets himself in.
Mafia Man, I let myself in here because there is something that I need to say to you. You are the reason that America is where it is today. People like you are out there giving this great nation a bad name. Well, as a Patriot fighting for this great nation, i take offense to that. And Saturday night on Breakdown, I am going to slap some sense into you. I am going to whip you from sea to shining sea, courtesy of the Red, White and Blue. God Bless America!
Patriot turns to exit. Bogart stands in his way. They exchange glances for a few seconds before the Patriot walks around him and exits the locker room.
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Post by bogart on Nov 13, 2008 21:36:32 GMT -5
"What was that all about, you know him mafiaman?"
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Post by mafiaman on Nov 14, 2008 2:14:19 GMT -5
That was the Adam Rogers, he thinks he can beat me on saturday. i will show him who's boss around here. on Saturday, he'll be 0-2, and soon his career will just go down the toilet just like John Edwards, Michael Vick, Brittney Spears, and Lehman Brothers, who all failed just like most of the American Population.
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Post by bogart on Nov 14, 2008 3:04:57 GMT -5
"I see, well don't really want to be involved with your fight or anything, I'll be going now. Thanks for the beer, it was my first time drinking one."
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Post by mafiaman on Nov 14, 2008 3:27:03 GMT -5
hey kid, why don't ya take some beer with you? ya wanna cigar as well?
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Post by bogart on Nov 14, 2008 4:15:58 GMT -5
Maybe some other time... and no cigars for me. See ya.
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Post by mafiaman on Nov 14, 2008 22:04:10 GMT -5
Mafia Man turns on the stereo and it starts to plays rap songs very loud. He finds some weights in the closet and begins to train for the match tomorrow.
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Post by Shane Sebastian on Nov 17, 2008 11:18:00 GMT -5
**Xtreme evol smashes the door and walks in.**
Xtreme evol puts Mafia Mans head between his legs and hooks Mafia Mans arms inverted and lifts him and spikes him on the head executing Mortal Evol Symptom!!
-Who is the weak now?
**Xtreme evol walks out**
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Post by mafiaman on Nov 17, 2008 20:20:08 GMT -5
Mafia Man runs out the door and catches up to Xtreme Evol and Patriot Adam Rogers
The three wrestlers stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Xtreme evol prevails Xtreme evol grabs Mafia Man's leg and reefs on the leg executing a light Sharpshooter!! Xtreme evol keeps his weak submission hold Xtreme evol keeps his weak submission hold Xtreme evol releases his grasp Xtreme evol grabs Mafia Man's hair Xtreme evol grabs one Mafia Man 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Xtreme evol stretches in flight with his feet held togheter and hits his face with a light Dropsault!! Xtreme evol firmly grapples his opponent's leg and moves around it, twisting and crushing it on the mat, delivering pain and connecting with a light spinning Leg Crush!! Xtreme evol approaches Mafia Man and grasps his ankles executing a light ankle lock!! Xtreme evol keeps his weak submission hold Xtreme evol keeps his weak submission hold Xtreme evol releases his grasp Patriot Adam Rogers executing a light Star Spangled Slammer!!!![/b][/color] Mafia Man pulls himself together and fights back Mafia Man grabs one Patriot Adam Rogers's arms and one Xtreme Evol's arms and spins, swinging them into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Mafia Man jumps into his Ferrari and drives it 200mph at both his opponents and squashes them crushing all their bones and squirting blood all over the hallway executing a LEGENDARY Hit N'Run!!!![/b] Mafia Man tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting ...1... ...2... ...3... MAFIA GUY WINS THE THREE WAY DANCE AND DEFEATS XTREME EVOL AND PATRIOT ADAM ROGERS !!!!
"Xtreme Evol, you call your submission moves "submissions"? Even my grandma can grapple better than you do! And Adam Rogers, you call your finisher a "Finisher"? I call that a slap to the wrist!!!!"
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Post by mafiaman on Nov 23, 2008 18:47:56 GMT -5
Mafia Man watches his 60 inch HDTV. He is watching the New York Jets beating the nuts out of the Tennesee Titans.
YEAHHH! TOUCHDOWN!!!! TAKE THAT MOTHAFKAZ!!!! YEAHHH!! BRETT FAVRE IS THE BEST!!!! NY JETS ARE THE BEST!!!!! TENNESEE SUCK!!!!! PATRIOTS SUCK!!!!!! YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Patriot Adam Rogers on Nov 24, 2008 11:26:33 GMT -5
Patriot Adam Rogers enters the Mafia man's locker room.
Why on earth do you think that you should get a shot at the Psycho Title?! The number 1 contendership is not based on who whines and complains the most- otherwise you would be the champ. Its based on who is the best.. its based on who can go down to that ring, and get it done... its based on who has the most heart, the most drive, and the most determination. And that man is me.
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